I imagine that many people have completed this Guardian quiz in which you judge whether a passage has been written by a male or female.
My miserable score was 3/10. It came with the comment:
"Awful. What are you, a girl or something?"
I think that my poor score demonstrates that I am an ideal person to judge literary competitions, because I would obviously be completely unable to favour one sex over another.
I wonder where I go to apply?